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Post by kiiper on Jun 30, 2008 22:08:49 GMT -7
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein "The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM. - Dave Barry "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-pregnant dog." Jack Nicholson "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman "Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids. Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?" Sal Davino Source: www.motivational-depot.com/quotes/funny/funny-quotes.htm and subsequent pages
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Light
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Post by Light on Jul 10, 2008 21:54:27 GMT -7
"I like it when people lie to me, I learn more that way." -Mac Paterson
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Post by Pem on Jul 12, 2008 12:18:26 GMT -7
" Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. " Winston Churchill
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
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Post by millis on Jul 12, 2008 12:44:34 GMT -7
"No, no..no..just...just, dont do that..." Doctor Who (David Tennant )
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Post by electroshock on Aug 16, 2008 19:59:15 GMT -7
"If the man doesn't believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowadays, because now we can't burn him"- Mark Twain
"Theories have four stages of acceptance: i. this is worthless nonsense; ii. this is interesting, but perverse; iii. This is true, but quite unimportant; iv. i always said so."-- J. B. S. Haldane
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